No tenure for God

• He had only one major publication.
• It had no references.
• It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
• It was in Hebrew.
• And some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
• He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
• The scientific community can't replicate His results.
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• He never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
• Some claim He had His Son teach the class.
• He expelled His first two students.
• His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
• Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.