No tenure for God
Why God Never Received Tenure At Any University
- He had only one major publication.
- It had no references.
- It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
- It was in Hebrew.
- And some even doubt He wrote it Himself.
- He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
- The scientific community can't replicate His results.
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- He never received permission from the ethics board to use
- When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning
- Some claim He had His Son teach the class.
- He expelled His first two students.
- His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed.